THE PERFECT SOLUTIONS FOR PUPPY AND HUSBAND PROBLEMS: (CHOOSE ONE)

1. if you have separate closets..place puppy along with food and water bowls in hubby's closet while you are at work thus alleviating the need for you to leave work and clean up the poop off of "your" oriental carpets and the puppy chewing "your" things.

2. use hubby's car as the dog's crate for training...of course leave the window cracked to avoid animal cruelty. (we are only out for hubby cruelty here)

3. the next time everyone is hungry for dinnertime and hubby is screaming about poor you or any other gripe towards you simply remind them it is time for you to walk the poor puppy...slam out of the door and take a very long walk and get yourself and puppy a treat. preferably something the puppy can poop all over your husbands side of the bed tomorrow.