That would have to be one day at work when I came out of the ladies bathroom with my skirt tucked into the top of my pantyhose...and yep, there I was the commander's secretary (I worked for an Army officer) walking down the hallway back to my desk...I wondered why I kept getting hoots and hollars as I passed offices...When I sat down in my chair and felt the chair's fabric on my butt, I realized in horror what had happened...needless to say I didn't go to the bathroom the rest of the day...