Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.
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Q: Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.
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Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
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