Patient to Psychiatrist: "Doc, every night I dream about teepees and wigwams. Teepees over here, wigwams over there. What's it mean?
Psychiatrist: It means you're too tense.
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"Why do you seem so upset?"
"My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning."
"So what?"
"So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about.'"
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An optimist is a fellow who goes shopping for a suit to be buried in and gets one with two pairs of pants.
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