It was so cold today, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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"I hear Susan is a twin."
"That's right."
"How do people know which is which?"
"Her brother has a mustache."
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"My cousin in New York City finally stopped complaining about finding a parking place."
"What happened?"
"He bought a parked car." laugh
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