Johnny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist. 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you.' Johnny added. 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
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Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
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Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

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