A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"

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Overheard: "The police in this town have a very tough sobriety test. Not only do they make you blow up a balloon, but then you have to twist it into a giraffe."

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"Basketball sure is an amazing game," said one fan to another.
"They pay a guy $500,000 a year to shoot the ball, and then they call it a free throw."
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