Cute Anne, Jabber and Edelweiss... Here's a litle something from me too.
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Once I was a young, and a hot gorgeous girl,
then the planet earth made a monsterous swirl.

Seems like suddenly things began to change,
things I use to see clearly were way out of range.

Okay so I got pretty framed glasses and for awhile,
got away with saying I wore them just for their style.

Then my long blonde hair began to grow thinner,
was I also going bald, now wouldn't that be a winner!

My breast began to relocate, lower and lower they fell,
and believe me without my Victoria Secret you could really tell.

My big girl panties grew much larger, and so did my as/,
who knew as we aged these disfigurements would come to pass.

Now I wear lose fitting mumu's, no longer tight fitting jeans,
instead of a women of mystery, I've become a woman of means.

The men I meet now aren't looking for some honey,
they are searching for a silly old gal with lots of money.

So from my head to my toes I have started to change,
I feel just like a old dog that has gotten the mange.

I sit her quietly most days remembering when I was a cool gal,
before Mother Nature bought me a ticket on a fast train to old age hell...

GEESH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!