Boomer ladies!! I knew it couldn't be whales - they were too skinny! And sure enough, here comes Lola and Vicki, body surfing right up to the sandy shore.

They crawled out of the water, exhuasted and with sand and salt stuck to their bodies. Their string bikinis were barely hanging on, and what would you expect after a 9,000 mile swim?

Just then, Bounty Hunter Dog's posse showed up, and they gently lifted the swimmers from the beach, wrapped them in towels, and carried them to the nearest cabana to wash them off. As they disappeared inside, Chatty turned to Dog and said..."

....that it is time to go to the private Luau that DiamondCindy had arranged for
the Boomers! Set in Paradise Cove, under a perfect moonlit sky, with gentle
breezes that soothed. Everyone had leis of carnation, plumeria, pikake and
Micronesian ginger; orchid leis too. Greeted by a tall, handsome man of mixed
local heritage by the name of Kekoa.
and the Boomer ladies...........

all gathered around this handsome man of mixed local heritage by the name of Kekoa and just stared. They stared, and stared, and some even started salivating....foaming at the mouth. Kekoa became scared and decided to run for his life and he took off down the beach with a stream of estrogen-starved women in his trail....all but one. As the women all took off after Kekoa, JJ looked back and said, "Hey, who IS that boomer back there and why didn't she run after Kekoa like the rest of us?"

Everyone stopped...including Kekoa. They all turned around and would you believe that standing there in a Venus-type stance in Paradise Cove was non other than ....

Sam Elliott in drag....It seems Chatty had dressed him as a woman to smuggle him into her room in case Dog couldn't break away from his jealous ball and chain wife, Beth. Figures JJ would notice that this "woman" had more than a little facial hair and he kept pulling down his mo-mo trying to hide those strong, sexy hairy legs. Well what happened next was horrible, JJ decided to teach lusty Chat a lesson and called all the women together (except for Sam, JJ sent him to 'HER' room to be punished later, humm!) Suddenly out of nowhere, on a sand scooter, Dotsie arrived from her surfing lesson. She began to giggle when told of the events and said oh.....

..oh, c'mon you guys," said Dotsie, "We're all here for FUN, right? JJ, let Chatty have Sam back. You can have Elvis when he comes. He should be here any minute. He just got delayed because he couldn't find any oreos at the local market. Hurry now, wiki-wiki!!"

But JJ couldn't move. She was stunned! Elvis IS alive??? She had believed it for so long, but now would she finally get to see him? To hold him? To touch him? To....

bury him in the sugar white sand and run her fingers through his hair and feed him oreos, one by one. Of course, she'd lick all the white stuff out first. Come on, it was oreos after all!

All the other boomer ladies temporarily forgot about Diamond's luau and circled around the buried Elvis and doting JJ. They joined hands and

started to sing a Beatles song. After all, it was the Beatles that upstaged Elvis in the last life. And thus the boomer conflict rises: would the boomer chicks be loyal to Elvis the King, or would the chicks go embrace the Fab Four ? Princess Lenora, her tiera askew from the recent travels via helicopter over the Rockies, stepped from the Hawaiian surf to see that her thong bikini was askew too. No matter, this caused her long lost love Sir Paul to rise from the sand to greet PL as she spread her blanket for two on the sand. So, one boomer sister made her choice to hum with Paul McCartney: "All You Need is Love." At the cabana, the other boomer chicks were dancing as Elvis sang "Suspicion" while swaying in his glittered and sequined jumpsuit, covered with sand. Lola, the yankee was trying to negotiate a truce between the Elvis of the USA and the mop heads of the UK. She negotiated using the same tactics as when strategizing with her 3 grand kids. Meanwhile, PL aka Lynnie was torn between singing "She Loves You, yeah yeah yea" with Sir Paul and dancing with the Elvis groupies. Open to suggestions, one of the boomer chicks told PL aka Lynnie...

Oh, you ladies are so funny! Someone parlay this into
an actual book please LOL LOL!
(well some of it, hehehe)

cindy

ELVISSSSSSSSSS
is aliveeeeeeee
i knew it too
infact popea dreamt he sang to me and ruffled my hair last night seeeeeeeeeeeee it was a sign ohhhhh joyyyyyyyyyyyy

dancing the night away, once ya kick of the stileto's it's way to hard in the sand...but fights fort her childhood love nooooo he should have some of the white oreo stuff too well just one or two

a mars bar anyone lol

celtic_flame

ELVISSSSSSSSSSSS sobs meeeeeeeee
oh elvissssss

celtic_sobbing_flame opps, gone out ok just celtic