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#84335 - 08/02/06 07:35 PM A Potato Story....A Spudsey Tale
Cookie Member Registered: 06/02/06 Posts: 753 Loc: USA	POTATO STORY Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, whom they called 'Yam.'Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato, either.She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the Hard Boiled guys from Ireland, and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries, and when she went out Indians, watch so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Gold's. Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.(that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just a... (scroll down) Are you ready for this? Are you sure? OK! Here it is! .................. ................... ................... .................. ................... .......Common Tater!!
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#84336 - 08/02/06 07:42 PM Re: A Potato Story....A Spudsey Tale [Re: Cookie]
Bluebird Member Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 2560 Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado	Very cute, Cookie!! _________________________ Jackie In My Father's house are many mansions...John 14:2 http://www.myspace.com/westernbluebird
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#84337 - 08/02/06 08:10 PM Re: A Potato Story....A Spudsey Tale [Re: Bluebird]
Edelweiss Member Registered: 06/05/06 Posts: 4136 Loc: American living in Europe	ahaaa..that was a surprise ending
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#84338 - 08/02/06 08:41 PM Re: A Potato Story....A Spudsey Tale [Re: Edelweiss]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	loved it! How funny! JJ _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#84339 - 08/03/06 09:33 PM Re: A Potato Story....A Spudsey Tale [Re: jawjaw]
chatty lady Writer Registered: 02/24/04 Posts: 20267 Loc: Nevada	Oh my Lord, too funny....I have one too but am going to wait until tomorrow so everyone can enjoy this one.... _________________________ Take a peek at my BLOG: http://charleen-micheles.blogspot.com/
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#84340 - 08/04/06 12:18 PM Re: A Potato Story....A Spudsey Tale [Re: chatty lady]
Dotsie Founder Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 23647 Loc: Maryland	I am laughing out loud. That is so corny, but I LOVE corny jokes. Thanks for the laugh already this morning. _________________________ Founder Emeritus of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com
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