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#66088 - 12/09/05 08:26 AM
the one liners with big lessons........
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My mom was a hard working but quiet woman, her main mode of teaching us was through one liners, these are some of them, you'll recall the endings as you see them... 1.. a stitch in time 2.. birds of a feather 3.. a rolling stone 4..waste not 5..beauty is as
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#66089 - 12/09/05 08:30 AM
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#66090 - 12/09/05 08:42 AM
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"Do you want your face to freeze that way?"
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#66091 - 12/09/05 09:01 AM
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Louisa and Donna.. i had to burst out laughing, because those two were also said to us... (finally we gave up asking why about something, the answer was always...'because i said so".. here's a couple more... "the squeaky wheel always gets the grease" "what's good for the goose, is good for the gander"
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#66096 - 12/09/05 05:58 PM
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"Always make good choices, life won't be perfect but it will be a lot better if you do."
"If it feels like it's wrong, stop and think, then don't do it."
Just stuff I'm always telling my kids.
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#66099 - 12/10/05 08:22 AM
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Registered: 11/01/03
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"Be sure to put on clean underwear. You never know when you might be in a wreck." (Isn't THAT reassuring?? ) Donna
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#66101 - 12/09/05 09:18 PM
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Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
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I'm sure you trained him, Eagle, and now he always wears clean ones when he leaves the house!! ....I hope....
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#66102 - 12/09/05 09:20 PM
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Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
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When it was cold "Put on a hat".
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#66103 - 12/09/05 09:28 PM
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Registered: 08/08/05
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Loc: Fredericksburg, Va.
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"Hope you face, don't freeze that way".
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#66106 - 12/13/05 02:59 PM
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#66108 - 03/19/06 07:30 PM
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Registered: 02/13/06
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Loc: Jupiter Florida
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Yes, I have heard some of those noted above growing up...also heard When my father wrecked my car, and I needed a new one: "can't get blood from a stone" "If you had to wear your shoes on your head, you would keep them clean" "Eat everything on your plate, people are starving in China" (so, send the food to china!) and the one I really remember, I just can't say it here !!!
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#66110 - 03/20/06 08:41 AM
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Ha ha, JJ, you're a jewel. Newfoundlanders have an accent and a way with words. I occassionally heard...Ya gat da face only a mudder could luv. And on the china thing...in same Newfie accent(me) "Well, I wants ta live there, then." Whomp! chick
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#66111 - 03/19/06 09:13 PM
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You guys gave me the first laugh of the day!!! Keep em comin!!!! JJ, you haven't changed one bit! I can just imagine the look on your mother's face when you said "name one"....hahahahaha
Chick- didn't know you were from Newfoundland. Would love to hear that accent. I love accents....
Here's my dad: "Jo, if you were a goose, you wouldn't know which way to fly!" HUH??? I felt real bad about the kids in China - I'd start eating that okra and wonder if the little Chinese kids gagged too.
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#66112 - 03/19/06 09:32 PM
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o yeah,
Here's my Mother standing at the top of the stairs to the basement (where Dad was always working on something or other) "JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK, come up here to these kids!!!!!" We'd scatter. Dad never got up the stairs. But once. oooooo, still remember that one.
Big philosophy on life from Dad : "Ain't no one ever said it was fair, JO!".....
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#66113 - 03/19/06 10:24 PM
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Registered: 11/08/03
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quote: Originally posted by Sandi: I also heard, When my father wrecked my car, and I needed a new one: "can't get blood from a stone"
We had a little twist on the blood from a stone saying.
My Dad would loan money to some loser and someone would say he would never be repaid because the borrower had nothing then they would add, "You can't get blood from a turnip,"
Daddy would always say, "Yeah, but you can get the turnip."
And he always got repaid too.
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#66115 - 03/20/06 06:30 AM
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Here are a few dandies I heard growing up... If it ain't soup, its nuts..... Do you think money grows on trees?... If it weren't for bad luck we'd have no luck at all... You seem to be growing in leaps and bounds... Inch by inch, its a cinch... If I had a penny for everytime you did that I'd be a rich woman... Sometimes you're as dumb as a rock... A penny is as a penny does... Stop crying, do you want your face to freeze like that?... Close that door, were you born in a barn... What, do you think we're made of money child... and the best one: Eat your spaghetti there are starving kids in Italy... Those starving kids sure do get around... [ March 19, 2006, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: chatty lady ]
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#66118 - 03/21/06 05:49 AM
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Registered: 02/13/06
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Loc: Jupiter Florida
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Money doesn't grow on trees is a biggie! Today, for xmas, my kids still get a small aritificial tree in a box..with you guessed it, money attached.... guess I never wanted to believe that one!!
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#66119 - 03/21/06 06:20 AM
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Registered: 03/14/06
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Loc: New Zealand
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My Father [who is dutch] always used to say if us kids said or did anything stupid "Up here for thinking" [pointing to his head] "Dowwn there for dancing" [pointing to his feet]
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#66120 - 07/28/06 06:14 AM
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Loc: Phoenix, Az
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If she keeps cryin' give her something to cry about.
Crocodile tears is all they are.
Beggers can't be choosers. <--- ALL THE TIME, I hate that saying now, but have started to use it, does that mean I'm getting old???? lol
And this my Father gave me one year..gosh I was like 12... two men looked out thru prison bars, the one saw mud, the other stars.
Told me I would understand it one day. I did, but it was REALLY stupid to give that to a 12 yr old.
Jama stands for Janine Marie
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#66121 - 08/27/06 09:17 AM
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Dotsie "There before the Grace of God"....I was told this and so were my childen told so by me.
"We are all human beings".....
"Tears before bedtime"
Mountain Ash
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#66122 - 08/27/06 08:41 PM
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Loc: Alabama
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for relationships
"If you can't be the tablecloth don't be the dish towel" "Don't be like the Spaniards and kill all the little Indians"
Hey! You had to know my mother! Can't say I've never been the dish towel but I haven't killed many Indians!
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#66123 - 08/27/06 09:02 PM
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[Re: jawjaw]
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Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 2798
Loc: NM, transplant from NJ
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"I'm gonna get the belt"!
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#66125 - 08/27/06 10:45 PM
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Registered: 03/10/06
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"Life isn't fair".
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#66126 - 08/27/06 10:59 PM
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From Dad: Tell that to the Marines...
From Mom: Save your breath to cool your porridge
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#66127 - 08/28/06 01:03 AM
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Dotsie, The cow and the milk is the same meaning as the dish towel and the table cloth. Just grew up further in the country! The Indians meant not to take advantage of others just becaue you could.
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#66128 - 08/28/06 07:37 AM
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Loc: Orange County, California
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Dotsie, and you know the corollary: Why buy the whole pig just to get a little sausage? HA! I couldn't resist. Hope that wasn't too risque!
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#66130 - 08/29/06 10:09 PM
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[Re: chatty lady]
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Here are some from my mother who taught me all I know:
If your going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning...
If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week...
Because I said so, thats why...
If you fall from that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me...
Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about...
SHUT your mouth, and eat your supper...
Will you look at this dirt on the BACK of your neck...
You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone...
I brougfht you into this world, and I can take you out...
Just wait until your father gets home...
If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they will stay that way...
Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when you're cold?...
When that lawn mower cuts your toes off, don't come running to me...
If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow...
You're just like your father...
Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?...
When you get to be my age, you'll understand...
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you...
There are probably more but I can't remember them!
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#66131 - 08/30/06 03:51 PM
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Registered: 02/17/05
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Loc: New York State
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If you can't say something good, don't say anything. It's better not to say anything, than say the wrong thing. Here's a funny: "The secrecy of my job does not permit me to know what I am doing." Will Rogers said, "We should live in such a way, that we would not be ashamed to sell our family parrot to the town gossip." Luv ya, brose
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#66143 - 09/02/06 08:42 PM
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Anne, Now you tell me...now I know why I have such a warped sense of humor!
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#66146 - 09/03/06 02:13 AM
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I think this was one I heard from my mother and there were so many of the we could write our own book of Quotes . The right hand always knows what the left hand is doing . Ha. If you drink coffee your skin will turn brown . I haven't taned yet and I am still waiting for that to happen .
Be careful what you say for it will come back to you . Or something like that Who laughs last laughs the hardest .
Renee
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#66152 - 10/10/06 02:24 AM
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Registered: 06/27/05
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My mamaw told me this very poignant line after I came home from a date when I was 16 and feeling weird about a boy who tried to go too far (he didn't get anywhere with me but him trying had freaked me out)...I'd come in the front door and sat immediately down in the love seat and sat there looking perplexed...she came over to me and asked me if there was anything I wanted to talk about...I silently shook my head 'no.' She smiled at me and said, "If you can't come home and tell me...you shouldn't be doing it." Then she hugged me and walked away...she was so smart.
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#66153 - 10/10/06 03:56 AM
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OH Dee, that is awsome! how sweet is that?
my mom was always telling me "GET GET GET".....still does it sometimes......lol I love it!
I am the baby still!....
Nancy
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#66155 - 10/10/06 01:57 PM
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If if's and but's were candy and nuts, wouldn't we all have a Merry Christmas
I once asked my daughter when she was very young, "How many times have I told you to not do that?" and she replied..."about 30". I had to laugh.
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#66160 - 11/22/06 09:20 PM
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mothers curse, When you grow up i hope you have one just like you
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