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#57929 - 04/06/05 07:48 AM
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Registered: 11/08/03
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Okay Chick, I think this female fishing thing is great, but I know a better way. See, I wait til some 'guy' really wants me to go fishing with him. If he begs a little, I get into my skimpiest swimming suit and tag along. When we get to the fishing hole, I let him put those gushy worms on the hook for me and cast for me and rub suntan lotion on me. Then while he's baiting and casting and reeling and stressing because he's not catching any fish, I just sit on the blanket and read Cosmo while I'm getting a nice tan. And when the fish bite, I just reel them in. You see, I hate fishing, but I love catching and I always catch more fish than he does. After he has taken the sqirmy fish off the hook and cleaned them real nice, if I'm not too pooped out from all that fishing, I fry the fish and we eat them up. But if I'm just too pooped out from fishing, we just go out to a nice restaurant for a decent meal.
Yep, that's my idea of fishing. smile
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#57932 - 04/07/05 02:10 AM
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Registered: 09/26/04
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You guys are funny. I was cod jigging in the North Atlantic when I was old enought to walk. I don't have time or patience to let someone else look after me because I want to be casting as soon as the motor cuts of. My 5 lb 13 oz largemouth was the biggest catch of the week for us. It weighed 13 oz more than I did at birth, Ha. Here's a fish story from home and they say it's true. A man was cod jigging one day when he lost his false teeth overboard. The next day he caught a large cod and when his wife was cleaning it, she found the teeth in the fish's belly. chickadee
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#57935 - 04/09/05 12:13 AM
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Registered: 12/21/04
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#57936 - 04/09/05 01:22 AM
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