Got an email with a bunch of jokes from one of my sisters. Here are a couple:

PAD PLEASE.......... An insurance man
visited me at home to talk about our mortgage
insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and
figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I
could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me
a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in
front of our guest. - Kate Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC



HO, HO, HO............. I was taking a
shower when my 2 year old son came into the bathroom
and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he
made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my
camera and took a few shots. They came out so well
that I had copies made and included one with each of
our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called
about the picture, laughing hysterically, and
suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared
at the photo and was shocked to discover that in
addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in
the mirror wearing nothing but a camera! - Name
Withheld



NUTS ABOUT YOU............My sister and I
were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display
case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed
any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your
nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the
boy grinned, and I turned beet red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget. -
Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD



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