Louisa my understanding is the funniest post in ANY topic or the best given advice in ANY topic. Go for it, never know and theses tote bags are just the ticket. I already had 2 people wanting to know where I got mine....

Only two more weeks to add the funniest post, or the one giving the best advice.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is...

JJ

Or else he's married to me and knows a tantrum lurks inside the car and will erupt if I have to open the door.
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An Arkansas farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9 opened the door.


"Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked.


"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."


"Well, said the farmer, is yer Mom here?"


"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."


"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"


"He went with Mom and Dad."


The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.


"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad."


"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."


The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that",he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer
Howard."

Is this barnyard humor? I love it....

Ha ha,that's cute barnyard humor. Hard (short for Howard) ain't worth his salt, I'd say.
chickadee