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#201534 - 03/28/10 10:58 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: yonuh]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	I am lovin this. _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201535 - 03/28/10 11:03 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201545 - 03/29/10 04:14 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	What is the speed of dark? Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. Giraffiti: Highly spray-painted vandalism _________________________ <><
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#201547 - 03/29/10 04:59 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	Why is'nt it wise to play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetas. _________________________ <><
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#201556 - 03/29/10 12:33 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	Okay, I go away for a few hours and this place goes to the dogs. What are you broads thinking? You offer up these ah...these...ah...hey, why didn't anybody call me? So...here's one. What does the ocean say to the beach? Nothing...it just waves _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#201557 - 03/29/10 12:38 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jawjaw]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	"Doctor, the Invisible Man is here for his checkup" "Tell him I can't see him right now." _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#201558 - 03/29/10 12:38 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jawjaw]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	Who is the father of all corny jokes? POPCORN _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#201559 - 03/29/10 12:40 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jawjaw]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	Do you know about Ghandi? He took a vow of poverty, went barefoot everywhere, ate very little and as a result, was thin and had dental disease. He was a super fragile, calloused mystic, hexed with halitosis (Don’t get it? Say the last part out loud. To the tune from Mary Poppins.) _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#201560 - 03/29/10 12:41 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jawjaw]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	Have you heard about the Buddhist who wouldn’t take novocain? He wanted to trancend dental medication. Enough? _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#201562 - 03/29/10 01:18 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: yonuh]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	If I didn't know better, I'd say we've all been drinkin' a little too much tequila! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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