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#191758 - 10/15/09 06:57 AM Re: Brain Overload [Re: chatty lady]
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Registered: 11/19/08
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Loc: American living in Germany
Hahaha...I'm laughing out loud here.

I wonder why?
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#191778 - 10/15/09 01:35 PM Re: Brain Overload [Re: Edelweiss3]
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 10032
Loc: New York State
U gals R too funny! I just misplaced my adoptive mom's baby
ring. I've looked high and low; now I'm praying for help.
I've gotta find that ring. I love that ring. Anno the only thing
I like about menopause, is the "friend" pause. I wonder why
they call that your "friend"? It isn't friendly, at all!

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#191780 - 10/15/09 03:21 PM Re: Brain Overload [Re: jabber]
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Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Stop looking for the ring and it will appear. I have found this to be sooo true. Whenever I misplace something, if I let it go and focus on something else, the item appears. Strange, isn't it?

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#191793 - 10/15/09 05:49 PM Re: Brain Overload [Re: jawjaw]
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Registered: 11/19/08
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Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in, pauses, and yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"


The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." She starts up the steps and pauses, "Was I going up the stairs or down?"


The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. Shaking her head she says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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#191797 - 10/15/09 06:00 PM Re: Brain Overload [Re: Edelweiss3]
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
Hysterical.

How about getting out of your car, locking the door, without your keys?

Yup, locked myslef out of the car about a month ago and had to get my brother to get my house key from Dad's, go to my house to get my extra car key and rescue me while I sat in the hundred degree heat waiting.

Multitasking accounts for some of this.

The other day, Ross caught me sitting on the toilet - and- putting on my sneakers before heading out the door to meet my walking partner. He said, "Now that's multi-tasking." Trust me, multi-tasking would have been if I was also on the remote phone.
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#191799 - 10/15/09 06:09 PM Re: Brain Overload [Re: Dotsie]
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 3703
Loc: London UK
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Whenever I misplace something, if I let it go and focus on something else, the item appears.


Yeeeep. Sooooooo true. That's how I found my panty liners. Thought I had misplaced it but...there it was...stuck to where it should be stuck...

LOL, Dotsie! And, I thought reading on the throne was multi-tasking. LOLOLOL!
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#191802 - 10/15/09 06:13 PM Re: Brain Overload [Re: Lola]
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Holy Moly Lola. What a hoot. Where else were you looking? I'm afraid to ask.
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#191804 - 10/15/09 06:16 PM Re: Brain Overload [Re: Dotsie]
Lola Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Everywhere but the panty, Dotsie. I forgot I had already changed into a fresh one right after shower. But, because I got a phone call whilst in my robe...there you go...a little distraction sets off a brain leak.
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