Play it again, Ham.

Will do but, only if it comes with green eggs.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Summer.
Summer who?
Summer good, some are bad.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
I bumped money today and it's all bruised.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe think I've outgrown knock knock jokes at 52?

haha, green eggs will ham up any dish. right Sam, eh … Ham...

I have never heard these knock knock jokes before. I am so impressed, let me tell youuu, and I'm so glad you haven't outgrown them yet!


knock knock
who's there
Lola
Lola who
Sing low la, sweet chariot....

Knock knock
Who’s there
JJ
JJ who
Jay Jay Jay, Jain of Fools

Knock knock
Who’s there
Di
Di who
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAM4MLSdfQI&feature=related (I know, ouch)

Knock knock
Who’s there
Dotsie
Dotsie who
Dot see, hear, or say no evil

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Linoleum.
Linoleum who?
Linoleum Blownapart!


And, in the tradition of derailing threads:

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

My oldest grandchild wants to stay at my house over the long week-end. But his stay includes a party with his friends..at someone´s house somewhere. And this week-end is a sort of tradiontally drinking week-end..the bonfire week-end. And grandma..that´s me..kinda skidded to a halt and thought..My God..what if he´s thinking of drinking with his pals???? He´ll be 12 soon..and I mean..let´s face it..it´s not unusual at that age..and so, grandma, me..got nervous!!! Then my partner reminded me that I am not his mother..so I can call
You see..I am the grandma that doesn`t knit or bake cookies..I listen to metallica, the Boss and Linkin´Park..nd I like whiskey..and I have MSN..and Skype..you get the picture??

And you guys are on "knock knock".. I hope that he doesn´t knock anyone up!

No..we´ll be fine, I am sure!!! I love him to bits..and it´s not that too long ago at all I went thru all of this with his uncle, my son..the 19 yr old in the US now... and my son has told my grandson, his nephew, that if you´re ever in trouble and need a helping hand..go to my mom..your grandmom..she´ll listen and get you thru..knock knock

"Come in", says this Door.



Metallica! Humlan, that's real cooooooool!

What a cutie A is, Edelweiss. She will have a good temperment like her Oma!

Hunlan- hope your 12 yr. old grandson still has his childhood despite this bonfire festivities crazies.