Hey, yes, pun intended!

No, I am using this forum to whine a bit as my medication, and a bit of sports cream to add a bit of heat.

I am enjoying all this humor at the expanse . . I mean expense, of my little, and now a bit lumpy, tushy.

A BUTT CAST?! Hummm wouldn't that be something? And when it was removed, you could bronze it for a most unusual sculpture & use it for ART in the bath. LOL or front lawn to moon pesky D-to-D sales people & unvited guests. It's so wonderful you are blessed with the grace and charm to laugh about it.
Q-ball

Anno...sorry we've made you the butt of our jokes... Glad you're feeling better!

Oh Anne…It's bitter to bully a bumped butt.
As Chatty once said:
"Butter my butt, and call me a bun."

There once was a girl name Anno
She fell in the air like a plane-O!
She went bumpity bump
Landed right on her rump
And now she's learn to complain-O

Thank you...thank you...I do backyard parties and BBQ's. Have your people call my people.

Oh, I love all this laughter! Great poem, Queenie. Are you pushing for the Hannelore poetry contest reward? I will call my agent and have her call your agent.

I have been the butt of all of this humor and I am honored, BUTT of course!

I will BUTTer my BUTT and call myself a BUN!

And I will remove my cast, and I am sorry, but a bronze butt? I think not - I am surely worth a golden GLOBES!

Love ya all

i am sorrie you got hurt ....but i love the wit in this thread.

i am so tempted to add another butt storie to this....so you can do more messing hehehhe but i can't its po storie and her missfortunie.

ohhhh i give up , sorrie i am weak....so pssst don't tell her i told you ....ok so you are all sworne to secricie ok.

she was straightening her hair with straighting irons, as you do, she put them on the bed, as some people do....then she sat on them. yep she had to get it dressed by the nurse, who brought all the other nurses in to see it (the burn not her bum/butt, they all laughed)She got a perment scare that looks like a duck bill or a sideways V about 4 inces long....don't say i told ya ok.

so anno brusies are bad but it wont be perment.

How are you managing in the car and at the office? Do you have a piles cushion you know those blow up doughnut thingies lol

celtic

oh bother i am in trouble aint I i gonna get killed now

anno edit me will ya, or gag me whatever works. I know sighn hannilore name to that last post, po will think she must of told her sometime (memorie) and i will be off the hook

a now good as gold celtic

Hannelore, how dare you spill the burnt buns and then blame it on celtic!

Ha! It's all in the eyes of the viewer. Po told me it looks like Celtic's nose, when it grows from her little white lies. tee hee.