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#102461 - 01/10/07 09:16 AM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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I had a Tutor called Mr William Dick.....I swear....oh bless he was up for some teasing.
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#102465 - 01/10/07 02:39 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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We had a teacher who was called Miss Ping.The brave amongst us would creep up her path to confirm that indeed above her doorbell push was PING> Everytime we laughed.
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#102466 - 01/10/07 03:36 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
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I didn't know the guy, but when I lived in NY, there was a congressman in the state whose name was Floyd Flake...now I'm sure we've all unknowingly voted for some flakes, but come on!
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#102467 - 01/10/07 03:41 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Queen of Shoes
Registered: 05/24/04
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Loc: Arizona
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Twig Branch
Dick Holder
Joseph Peter Beader
I kid you not!
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#102468 - 01/10/07 07:38 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 3910
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I knew a Richard Hyde once....nuff said. What about place names? There's a town called "Dildo"  near where I grew up. Bet ya can't top that one, ha ha.  chick
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#102471 - 01/10/07 08:07 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
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Yup, Intercourse, PA. I've seen the sign myself.
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#102472 - 01/10/07 08:10 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: London UK
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Jackie!!! How nice to see you again! Happy New Year!
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#102477 - 01/10/07 08:33 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 3910
Loc: Alabama
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We'll meet at the "Do Drop Inn"  chick
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#102478 - 01/10/07 08:35 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
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Howdy, Lola! Happy New Year to you, too!
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#102480 - 01/10/07 10:00 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 07/06/06
Posts: 1521
Loc: Alabama
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I saw a doctor's shingle once that said 'I. A. Butt'
My parents saw a hole in the wall on a trip 'Dead Pecker Inn' some residents from Intercourse went there on a trip and then moved on to Dildo...that was bad...shame on me!
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#102482 - 01/11/07 01:51 AM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 07/06/06
Posts: 1521
Loc: Alabama
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Aside from my poor joke...the two names that I listed were real...one was a doctor in a small town in PA and the other was a junk joint type of place out in the country somewhere, I don't know what state but it has been a great joke in our family for years...
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#102483 - 01/11/07 04:41 AM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 06/24/06
Posts: 384
Loc: California
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A business contact at my prior job's name was Future Swan... I wondered if maybe she must have been an ugly baby and her parents had high hopes... but then I found out that Swan was her married name.
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#102486 - 01/11/07 01:39 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 1052
Loc: Ohio
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My first job was in an office of a graphic arts supplier and the general manager's name was Dick. There was another manager in a branch office and his name was Harry. When Dick called Harry on the phone, well, the 4 or 5 of us young office workers would absolutely crack up laughing with tears running down our cheeks. Harry? Dick here.
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#102487 - 01/11/07 08:25 PM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 06/23/06
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JJ, they'd probably do well to join my daughter's ortho, Dr Moredecai.
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#102490 - 01/11/07 09:26 PM
Re: Funeral homes...e: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 3910
Loc: Alabama
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I dare you to write one on the town I mentioned, ahem. chick
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#102491 - 01/12/07 02:31 AM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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Registered: 03/05/06
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Loc: Beautiful New Hampshire
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Ohhhhh my gawd! You all are just TOOOO much. I haven't been on these boards in awhile, and after laughing hysterically all night reading your posts, I am gonna change THAT! Thanks for the laugh of the day! I can't compete with what ya all came up with, but I do recall that I was introduced by a well-meaning friend who said "blind dates aren't all bad," to a large fella....when I asked what his name was, my pal sheepishly told me it was "Lumpy." Will be back soon....thanks again you funny folks!  Cracking up, KC
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#102494 - 01/12/07 07:54 AM
Re: Funny REAL Names
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journeyman
Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 319
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A couple of my fave real names are Selena Stufflebeam and Junior Grindstaff. And I went to school with Stevie Stevenson. Now what a lack of imagination HIS folks had!
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#102498 - 01/12/07 03:26 PM
A lot of names fit....
[Re: jawjaw]
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 10032
Loc: New York State
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Reality is stranger than anything Hollywood could dream up. Marketplace client lists are a trip. I had customers, like: Honeydew Melon and Judy Petuddie. When traveling, I observe many cars are the same color as the houses they're parked in front of. And dogs 'n owners do resemble each other. Ciao for now, B. Rose
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#102499 - 01/12/07 03:29 PM
I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 10032
Loc: New York State
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I think there's a singer on the Bill & Gloria Gaither shows with the name of Candy Christmas...? I think they also have a couple named Easter. Cool hey...  I knew someone named Richard Dick. And a dentist named Hackher. Than there's Chris Christofferson; Burke I Burke; Chris Cross; Blacky White!
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#102500 - 01/12/07 03:44 PM
I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Queen of Shoes
Registered: 05/24/04
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I knew a gal named Debbie that changed her name to Cic (chick). I think she needed the attention.
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#102502 - 01/12/07 07:04 PM
I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 06/23/06
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And then there was Screaming Lord Sutch, 3rd Earl of Harrow who founded a political party in London called Official Monster Raving Loony Party.
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#102503 - 01/12/07 07:51 PM
I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 3910
Loc: Alabama
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Marajuana and cocaine take the cake. If this was a contest, they would win hands down.
chick
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#102507 - 01/13/07 08:34 PM
I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 3910
Loc: Alabama
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Remember Dianne who used to come here. She was a grant writer etc. He Dad's name was Jack Frost. She was searching for him and had one heck of a time with it because of the name.
chick
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#102513 - 01/14/07 03:30 PM
I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 12/30/05
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Are any of you ladies married to a Richard who is known as Dick?
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#102517 - 01/15/07 09:13 PM
Re: I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 12/30/05
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In today's paper a wedding pictures shows.
Miss Casey....... married Mr ..... Casey
So this young is now Casey Casey.
No Kidding.
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#102519 - 01/17/07 10:44 PM
Re: I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 3404
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We know a dentist named Harry Palmer.
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#102521 - 01/18/07 02:14 AM
Re: I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Founder
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
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Kathy, yes, I think we do have something in common. Check out this link: http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.htmlMaybe you want to submit some of your funny names to this site.
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#102524 - 01/19/07 09:12 PM
Re: I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 09/26/04
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I remember a patient named Myles A. Head from the dental office. Memory jog.
chick
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#102525 - 02/02/07 06:09 AM
Re: I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 01/21/07
Posts: 3675
Loc: British Columbia, Canada
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First names for myself and partner work real well as puns: Hi Jean (hygiene) Hi Jack (hijack) I knew a family who named each of the daughters Mona and Lisa. It was deliberate.
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#102527 - 02/02/07 08:25 AM
Re: I think...Re: A lot of names fit....
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Registered: 09/26/04
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I know three young girls called Cindy, Lindy and Windy. Not Wendy but Windy.
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But, let me google that and come back with better info.
The local locksmith's last name is "Keys." Mister Rich owns a bank. 
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