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#61173 - 02/26/06 03:34 AM Faking "IT".
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
In order to be a good wife you have to learn to fake a lot of things. Right girls? Here are a few of my favorites:

* Faking cleaning...Add a 1/4 cup of pine scented cleaner to a spray bottle and fill wth water. Before hubby or a snoopy neighbor walks in the door, spritz the place down and she'll/he'll think you've been scrubbing all day. Oh and rearrange some furniture...

* Faking gardening...When you're violets are in a slump, just add artifical blossoms to the sick plant and it will look good as new...

* Faking cooking...Saute some onion in a little oil. Everyone will smell the "home cooking" and you can serve a take out meal without anybody knowing...

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#61174 - 02/26/06 09:33 AM Re: Faking "IT".
diamond50 Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 992
Loc: Honolulu, Hawaii
LOL, Chatty!

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#61175 - 02/26/06 09:47 AM Re: Faking "IT".
AvalonBlondi Offline
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Registered: 11/07/05
Posts: 1096
Loc: West Chester ,PA
Right Chatty!!! [Wink] [Wink]

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#61176 - 02/27/06 08:26 AM Re: Faking "IT".
Dianne Offline
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Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 6123
Loc: Arizona
This reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire trying to prepare his/her first meal.

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#61177 - 02/26/06 09:37 PM Re: Faking "IT".
chickadee Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 3910
Loc: Alabama
Let's not forget to add the BIG O...Faking orgasm -
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay... [Cool]
chick

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#61178 - 02/26/06 10:28 PM Re: Faking "IT".
NHJackie Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 868
Loc: Merrimack, NH
This is great! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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#61179 - 02/27/06 02:35 AM Re: Faking "IT".
DonnaJ Offline
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Registered: 11/01/03
Posts: 1076
Loc: Ohio, USA
When I saw the title of this thread, I glanced down the page, and saw the title of another one. "Oh, my...do I ever!" [Big Grin] I thought someone was confessing. LOLOL!

[ February 26, 2006, 06:37 PM: Message edited by: DonnaJ ]

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#61180 - 02/27/06 04:53 AM Re: Faking "IT".
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Hah, fooled you.... [Big Grin] [Wink]

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#61181 - 02/27/06 05:23 AM Re: Faking "IT".
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
laughing out loud

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#61182 - 02/27/06 05:34 PM Re: Faking "IT".
lionspaaw Offline
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Registered: 11/28/02
Posts: 887
Loc: SW Florida
caught my attention too chatty [Big Grin]

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