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#181038 - 04/28/09 02:24 PM jokes and activities for the grandchildren
Edelweiss3 Registered: 11/19/08 Posts: 1758 Loc: American living in Germany	Our three yr. old granddaughter "A" just spent 4 days with us. It was exhausting, but wonderful. We took her pony riding, trampoline jumping, hiking, gardening, and I played dolls with her so much; my typing is high pitched. She is now getting into knock-knock jokes. If anyone has more to add, I’d weally weally appreciate it. Also, does anyone know any simple magic tricks? If you do, please share! Here are some jokes I dug up that a three year old understands. Any more? I wonder why they make my left eye twitch. Quote: Knock knock, who’s there? clown. clown who? clown went to the circus, and then he (insert random thing happening here - slipped on a banana peel and fell down on his butt, rode a walrus to the moon, put on some funny pants Quote: 1. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who? Knock, knock.” Who’s there?” Banana.” Banana who?” Knock, knock.” Who’s there?” Banana.” Banana who?” Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” Banana.” “I said Banana who?” Knock, knock.” Who’s there?” Orange.” Orange who?” Orange ya Glad I didn’t say Banana?” _________________________ As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live. Goethe
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#181045 - 04/28/09 03:42 PM Re: jokes and activities for the grandchildren [Re: Edelweiss3]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	Knock Knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida know ************** Knock Knock Who's there? Abby Abby who? Abby birthday to youuuuu ************************** Knock Knock Who's there? Isabel Isabel who? Isabel out of order? I had to knock. _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#181046 - 04/28/09 04:18 PM Re: jokes and activities for the grandchildren [Re: jawjaw]
Di Member Registered: 11/15/05 Posts: 2798 Loc: NM, transplant from NJ	When they say "I'm thirsty"...say Hi Thirsty, I'm Friday...come over Saturday and we'll have a Sunday!! _________________________ Southwest Body Gear here ~ NEWLY updated website with many new products!
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#181048 - 04/28/09 04:58 PM Re: jokes and activities for the grandchildren [Re: Di]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	Knock, knock Who's there? Wendy Wendy who? Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock. Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris Who? Doris open. Come on in. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You're welcome! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Aware. Aware who? Aware, aware have my little sheep gone? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy your tummy (then poke it) _________________________ <><
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#181056 - 04/28/09 05:20 PM Re: jokes and activities for the grandchildren [Re: Lola]
Dotsie Founder Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 23647 Loc: Maryland	Okay, because I have such a bad memory, and because banana joke is the only one I can remember, I Googled for you and here you go: http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/ Have fun knocking! _________________________ Founder Emeritus of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com
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#181057 - 04/28/09 05:21 PM Re: jokes and activities for the grandchildren [Re: Dotsie]
Dotsie Founder Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 23647 Loc: Maryland	A is adorable - from the smile - all the way to her heart hair pin! _________________________ Founder Emeritus of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com
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#181075 - 04/28/09 07:50 PM Re: jokes and activities for the grandchildren [Re: Dotsie]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	And for the Oma: Knock, knock. Who's there? Faith, here's an English tailor come hither for stealing out of a French hose. Come in tailor, here you may roast your goose. -Macbeth a.k.a. a very abridged "Lola" _________________________ <><
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#181093 - 04/29/09 06:50 AM Re: jokes and activities for the grandchildren [Re: Lola]
Edelweiss3 Registered: 11/19/08 Posts: 1758 Loc: American living in Germany	Oh these are precious, still chuckling here. Never knew they could be so funny. I’m going to memorize them all. Lola, that’s amazing that Macbeth did knock knock jokes. Haha…you’re a ham. I just made one up: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Help. Help who? Boomers help me, that’s who! THANKS _________________________ As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live. Goethe
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#181135 - 04/29/09 04:56 PM Re: jokes and activities for the grandchildren [Re: Edelweiss3]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	Knock, knock. Who's there? Ham. Ham who. Ham going to give you more knock knock jokes if you want them. LOL! _________________________ <><
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#181142 - 04/29/09 06:35 PM Re: jokes and activities for the grandchildren [Re: Lola]
Edelweiss3 Registered: 11/19/08 Posts: 1758 Loc: American living in Germany	Who Ham I to say no. _________________________ As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live. Goethe
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