Eve's Side of the story........


After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.."

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more"symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I igured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right.. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

" Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe
has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see.....where did I put that useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

Me too, this is toooo funny!

Absolutely, it does. Great joke, Cookie!

The other side of the coin on this is, the guys would get all offended about this funny item, but it's perfectly OK to blame Eve (ie women) for the entire downfall of man...

Regardless, cute! Thx for the laugh.

Thanks for bumping this up, OGM. I missed it!

LOL! Good one, Cookie.

This is a funny one. Thanks for the laugh.

Three boobs, can you imagine?

In forelore the Witch has three nipples...one for feeding her familar (cat).
Seem to recall that a third nipple does happen but does not grow a breast.Knowing what happened to witches I'd keep quiet if I found one.As I also favour sleek black cats I'd better look out!!!

LOL... I been reading this thread as posts have been added, but steared clear of commenting, 'cause it gave me a funny feeling of sorts... then you came along, MA, and made me crack up! I can laugh at the boobies - men and otherwise!
I have a relative with a third nipple - should I question that? LOL

Only if they have a black cat.

I deleted this; it was even too harsh for a man basher like me! LOL...