GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.

THE END.

I've heard the first part (about women) before, but the man/Iran is new! Too funny

This is probably getting abit off topic.

The British 17th century metaphysical religious poet, John Donne who wrote, 'No man is an island', penned this sexual /erotic poem likening a woman to exploration:

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/archive/poem.html?id=180683

He had lots of fun with imagery.
Yea, I got really off topic, didn't I?

I read and reread the poem and can't say I understood much of it. They most certainly spoke differently way back when... That does look like a nice site however.

Anno, Anno, Anno...
I've been reading a bunch of Laughter the Best Medicine stuff this morning, trying to decompress from the stressful work week... Have come across a lot of good laughs but This post made me LOL and wake up the dogs sleeping in the next room. Fortunately, hubbie, also sleeping in the next room is still out. He'd probably laugh too. Anyway, thx for the belly laugh!

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