I covered another good joke to post this, so be sure to look at past jokes too.

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
and those who don't.

Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh**.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information --

Who's in charge of wine for Vegas? Count me in!

LOL! Does this mean that one of us will be in charge of the poop? Oh Lord....why is the hair on the back of my neck standing up? NO...NO...AND NO. Don't EVEN think it.

And to think I guzzle water ALL day thinking it's good for me....and now I'm full of it...uh, so to speak. Do you think vodka and cranberry juice cancels that out at the end of the day??

Who cares? Let's tell ourselves it does. LOVE cranberry juice and V...(can I say that?)

LOL! I knew I would regret bringing up the V word....sigh. I DID mean Vodka.

If we boil the water (for those of us who like to be caffeinated) have we boiled the germs out, or are we now full of hot sh**?

Well, I was in the kitchen a few minutes ago and looked at my "filter" I have on my sink. I'm wondering...doesn't that take out the icky stuff?

Just stand up tall and proclaim "V-O-D-K-A" for all the world to hear!!!!!! It doesn't work for everyone but it does for me. So there. And no one tells me what to do anymore...so I can drink it if I want. So there again.

Just drink mineral water, its boiled to death and suppose to be the purest form of water available. Who really knows?

Okay, I have heard rumblings of Vegas (the other V word) for a while now. What's up, ladies?