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#85284 - 08/15/06 02:01 PM
Can you relate?
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A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited.
One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk. After a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone.
She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to the combination bakery/ice cream parlor. There was only one other patron in the store: Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee. The woman's heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous baby-blue eyes. The actor nodded graciously and the star-struck woman smiled demurely. 'Pull yourself together,' she thought. You're a happily married woman with three children; you're forty-five years old, not a teenager!
The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip chocolate ice cream cone in one hand and her change in the other. Then when she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman's direction. When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change - but her other hand was empty.
Where's my ice cream cone? Did I leave it in the store? Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk's hand or in a holder on the counter or something. But no ice cream cone was in sight.
With that, she happened to look over at Paul Newman. His face broke into his familiar warm, friendly grin and he said to the woman, "You put it in your purse."
This made me laugh out loud...and here's why:
I went to the farmer's market in the city early Saturday morning. I picked up corn, tomatoes, peaches, onions, zucchini, cheese, etc.
After paying for the cheese, the lady asked if I wuold like a bag. I said, "no thanks, I'll just put it in one of these others and off I went.
Upon arriving home, I put everything away, then realized...no cheese!
I jumped in the car and returned to the city hoping they had my cheese.
"Excuse me, I was here earlier and bought three blocks of cheese. Do you still have it?"
" We sure do. We thought you'd be back."
And Paul Newman wasn't even in sight!
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#85285 - 08/15/06 03:36 PM
Re: Can you relate?
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Registered: 03/22/05
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What a great story, Dotsie! I'm constantly misplacing things - the classic one is searching for 20 minutes for my sunglasses only to realize they're on my head!
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When you don't like a thing, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
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#85287 - 08/16/06 01:53 AM
Re: Can you relate?
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Registered: 03/22/05
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Chatty, while I'm really sorry for the frustration you must have felt at the time, your story made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing it!
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When you don't like a thing, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
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#85291 - 08/16/06 07:51 PM
Re: Can you relate?
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Registered: 09/26/04
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Ha ha Chatty that's funny. A neighbor of mine went to the post office one day and walked home to find his car missing. He was about to report it stolen until his wife reminded him that he left in it to go to the post office. See, men get it too. I put a glove on and had the other in the same hand. I was searching for the other one, when my daughter said. "You've got it on Mom!" Sheesh! Who's Paul Newman? (jk) luv, chick
Edited by chickadee (08/16/06 07:52 PM)
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#85292 - 08/17/06 05:39 AM
Re: Can you relate?
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The Divine Ms M
Registered: 07/07/03
Posts: 4894
Loc: Orange County, California
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Dotsie, I had perfect vision until my mid-40's. It's been downhill ever since! Come to think about it, that describes a lot of things in my life LOL. I miss the roll-eyes icon...
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