Investment tips for 2006.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2006.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally

9. . Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Tittty Tittty Bang Bang

(Sorry about that one. It came with the territory.)

These are great, Dotsie!

I'm sitting here laughing out loud.

Ya know, when I saw the topic, I was ready to grab a piece of paper and a pen and write down these recommendations from our "leader"!!!

Oh Dotsie--Too funny! I love it. Can't wait to show it to my family. What a kick!

Sandpiper

Sending these to my accountant, he'll bust a gut laughing, I know I did.

I printed this out and sent it to a friend of mine who used to do a lot of investing.

I wonder if anyone has ever done a study on how long we feel good after we've had a good hearty laugh???

LOL!! LOL!!