>>
>> An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her
>>boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch
>>and
>>shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
>>
>> Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
>>proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
>>
>> Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to
>>send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted
>>"PRAISE THE
>>LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND
>>ME
>>SOME GROCERIES!!"
>>
>> The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a
>>large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."
>>
>> The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told
>>you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
>>
>> The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and
>>said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made
>>the
>>devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"

Very funny and cute...