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#45676 - 05/28/05 06:56 AM I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
Eagle Heart Member Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 4876 Loc: Canada	We were playing cards tonight and my sister-in-law-partner accidentally found a card (a good one) sticking underneath one of her 70-year-old sagging boobs mid-way through one of the games. She was so embarrassed, but I was delighted to find a potential use for an ever-increasingly droopy part of my body that up until that moment I had only seen as a nuisance! Not that I would ever cheat...it was just fun to imagine that I could! Just had to share the good news for any saggy-boobed card players out there. [ May 27, 2005, 11:57 PM: Message edited by: Eagle Heart ]
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#45677 - 05/31/05 07:59 AM Re: I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
Dotsie Founder Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 23647 Loc: Maryland	Hmmm, just think of all the things we could hide under there... Eagle, I should tell my poker playing son about this. Funny thing is, only guys play. They wouldn't have to worry if the young gals played because they don't have the sagging boob problem ...yet!
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#45678 - 05/30/05 10:16 PM Re: I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
DallasGal Member Registered: 04/14/05 Posts: 218 Loc: Dallas, Texas	So, just when we think the deck is stacked against, we realize that a well-stacked female has more than an ace in the hole in later years.
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#45679 - 05/31/05 04:14 AM Re: I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
Debi Member Registered: 01/17/05 Posts: 152 Loc: Kansas City Kansas	its nice to know all perky little things will one day be just like the rest of us, and quicker still if shes nursed. Deb
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#45680 - 05/31/05 06:51 PM Re: I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
Danita Member Registered: 01/24/05 Posts: 1550 Loc: Colorado	Hey, I don't know about you gals, but I'm ALWAYS mis-placing my shipping list on the way to the store, and usually end up shopping without one. This sounds like a safe place to put my shopping list! lol! danita
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#45681 - 06/01/05 07:21 AM Re: I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
Dotsie Founder Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 23647 Loc: Maryland	I remember being in a store when I was a kid and seeing women take cash out of their bras. Shoot, they could have just lifted the boob and stored their cash there. No need to go inside the shirt in public.
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#45682 - 06/01/05 01:25 AM Re: I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
Dianne Queen of Shoes Registered: 05/24/04 Posts: 6123 Loc: Arizona	Speaking of drooping boobs, I was wearing my "headlight dimmers" you know those things that cover your nipples in case you get cold? I forgot I had them on and woke up this morning with one stuck to my tummy and the other stuck to my back. My daughter had to pull the one off my back. She just shook her head in dismay.
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#45683 - 06/01/05 01:41 AM Re: I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
Vicki M. Taylor Member Registered: 01/06/03 Posts: 2196 Loc: Tampa, FL	my grandma used to tell me if you wanted to keep something safe, put it in your bra. Well, I guess that's true, eh?
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#45684 - 06/01/05 03:11 AM Re: I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
Danita Member Registered: 01/24/05 Posts: 1550 Loc: Colorado	"headlight dimmers"?????? Dianne - what in the world are you talking about?? (rolling on the floor peeing my pants!) Why on Gods green earth, would you not let those bad girls shine proudly! LOL! Does the location of your "dimmers" in the morning indicated where the "headlights" layed all night? Where in the world do you get them? dieing of curiosity, danita
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#45685 - 06/01/05 06:37 PM Re: I Found a New Use for Sagging Breasts
Dianne Queen of Shoes Registered: 05/24/04 Posts: 6123 Loc: Arizona	You have me laughing now. I got them at a clothing store. I've seen them in other shops. They are really comfy and stay put, unless you go to bed with them on! I don't like these old bad girls shining! My boobs are too fat! I look ridiculous. Does the location of your "dimmers" in the morning indicated where the "headlights" layed all night? Now I'm peeing my pants laughing! Sadly, it's probably true.
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