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#45469 - 03/03/05 10:31 PM hope this isn't too raunchy for you all!
Danita Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 1550
Loc: Colorado
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to
blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and
prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a
sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him,
Doctor?

"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

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#45470 - 03/04/05 01:22 AM Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all!
DonnaJ Offline
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Registered: 11/01/03
Posts: 1076
Loc: Ohio, USA
I tried to read the joke, and not once, but TWICE an ad for Vi*gra popped up! LOLOL!! Funny joke.

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#45471 - 03/04/05 01:26 AM Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all!
Danita Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 1550
Loc: Colorado
Donna,

ROFL!

No, that wasn't part of the joke - can you believe it?!!

Danita

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#45472 - 03/04/05 10:42 PM Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all!
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
not raunchy. it's cute.

Donna, can't you switch something on your computer that blocks pop-ups? You need to do that. It makes such a difference.

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#45473 - 03/05/05 02:41 AM Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all!
Vicki M. Taylor Offline
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Registered: 01/06/03
Posts: 2196
Loc: Tampa, FL
very funny joke.. [Smile]

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#45474 - 03/06/05 06:23 AM Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all!
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
That reminded me of a t-shirt I saw that read:

GEEZER
Formely known as 'Stud Muffin"

Super joke Vicki. I always knew Viagra was good for something. [Big Grin]

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#45475 - 03/06/05 07:59 PM Re: hope this isn't too raunchy for you all!
Looking Up Offline
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Registered: 01/14/05
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Loc: Atlanta, GA
Danita ... that was funny and far from raunchy! Thanks for the laugh!

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