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#45145 - 08/30/04 12:24 AM Pharmacy
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Registered: 07/07/03
Posts: 4894
Loc: Orange County, California
Can't remember if I posted this one yet...

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, " Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license.

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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#45146 - 08/30/04 01:11 AM Re: Pharmacy
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT....Now thats my kind of woman, no whining, just action,,, [Razz]

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#45147 - 08/31/04 07:47 AM Re: Pharmacy
Toni Offline
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Registered: 12/11/03
Posts: 504
Loc: Pennsylvania
This is so good! Gotta print this one up for family and friends!

Love it!!

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#45148 - 08/31/04 06:12 AM Re: Pharmacy
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 223
Loc: Winters, California
Just what the doctor ordered. I needed a prescription for laughter and got one!
I actually was sitting here looking for the "laughter, the best medicine" saying to myself, "I need a new joke, I need a new joke!" So, thanks, Meredith! I needed to laugh and I did!! It was hilarious!!

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#45149 - 09/04/04 07:41 AM Re: Pharmacy
TVC15 Offline
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Registered: 09/03/04
Posts: 2538
Loc: North Carolina
Excellent, I used to work in a pharmacy, I'm going to tell it to my friends who still work there!

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