Dis heah gud ole boy, he went to Southern Cow U. For spring break he went to Florida and tried to pick up some women...no luck. He noticed his buddies were picking up women left and right. He decided to have a heart to heart with his buds.

"How are y'all picking up all these women?" he wanted to know.

"Well," his buds replied, "just small talk."

"But, what *kind* of small talk?" he asked.

"Oh, just ask the girl where she went to school. When she tells you, say Oh gosh, that's where *I* go to school too!"

The gud ole boy says, "now I can't say that. Suppose she doesn't go to Southern Cow U and she catches me in a lie?"

"Not to worry," his buds tell him. "Even if she goes to another school, it's liable to be so big she'll never know if you go there or not. Try it, what have you got to lose?"

So, the gud ole boy sees this beautiful woman walking down the beach and she's wearing a string bikini. He goes up to her and says, "Hello, where do you go to school?"

Her beautiful eyes look at him and she softly says, "Yale."

He looks back at her and says, "I SAID...WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"

And he wonders why he's not scoring, DAH!!! Cute one.