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#184212 - 06/13/09 08:05 PM ID...?
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	A traffic cop pulled over a speeding motorist and asked, "Do you have any ID?" The motorist replied, "About what?" Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is. Driving tip: If you rear-end a car on the freeway, your first move should be to hang up the phone. Edited by jabber (06/14/09 01:36 PM) _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#184234 - 06/14/09 12:53 AM Re: ID...? [Re: jabber]
chatty lady Writer Registered: 02/24/04 Posts: 20267 Loc: Nevada	Very funny, like the one about the ID best. Sounds like something you'd see on that TV show Speeders! _________________________ Take a peek at my BLOG: http://charleen-micheles.blogspot.com/
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#184271 - 06/14/09 01:37 PM Re: ID...? [Re: chatty lady]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	I'll have to give "Speeders" a look see! For I never saw it! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#184397 - 06/16/09 02:04 PM Re: ID...? [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	If an athlete get athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile-toe? How long is a minute? That depends on which side of the bathroom door you happen to be on! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#184488 - 06/17/09 10:03 PM Re: ID...? [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Have I posted these before and just forget? Can't remember. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#184647 - 06/19/09 07:53 PM Re: ID...? [Re: ]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Anne327, That's funny. I can see you doin' that. When WB and I are geocaching, generally there are no facilities around anywhere. So I hide behind a tree or in a ditch or something, and do what you did: i.e., with the jacket. I don't have a bowl--wide, deep or otherwise! LOL... _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#184737 - 06/20/09 01:37 PM Re: ID...? [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	This is the only area of physicality where I wish I could be like Xena or WB! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#184826 - 06/21/09 01:55 PM Re: ID...? [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Joel Osteen told this joke this morning. Church people were congregated, preparing to hear the preacher, preach. Suddenly there was a clap of lightning; the lights flickered; and the devil appeared behind the pulpit. Everybody ran out of the building, except one lady seated on the front row. Satan scowled at her. "Aren't you afraid of me? Why don't you run away like everybody else?" the devil said. "You don't bother me," the lady said. "I've been married to your brother for 30 years." Edited by jabber (06/22/09 02:08 PM) _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#185073 - 06/24/09 02:37 PM Re: ID...? [Re: jabber]
Rachel2 Registered: 05/14/09 Posts: 84	oh that was cute jabber, I think i was married to the cousin before I found my mr right. _________________________ Live life to its fullest
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