A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,

"I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'

The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'

The blonde said, 'No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes.'

I guess I liked it because I'm a bath gal.

That is a KEEPER! Love it!

Bawhahahahah....

you gotta luv it

Now thats funny, proably true and pitiful, but still funny!!!

If I may offer a blonde joke as well. . .

THE BLONDE MORTICIAN

A man passed away and he was brought in wearing a beautifully tailored, expensive black suit. The wife of the man told the mortician, (a blonde woman) that even though her husband looked just fine in that black suit, she always preferred him in blue. So she handed the (blonde) mortician a blank check and said, I don't care what it costs, I want him in an exceptionally classy blue suit.

The day of the viewing and burial the woman walked up to the (blonde) mortician and said, my husband looked amazing, that suit was perfect, he would have been proud to look so handsome. How much did it cost to buy that suit? The (blonde) mortician hands her back her original blank check and said, nothing! The woman said, oh I insist, it must have been expensive. The mortician assured her it was no trouble at all and didn't cost a cent. But how asked the woman????

Are you ready???


Well says the (blonde) mortician there was another man in the next room who was wearing the blue suit and his wife wanted him to have a black suit...Just as the woman started to say, oh I see... the (blonde) mortician says >>>>>>>>>>>>>>



so I exchanged their heads!!!

Gufaaaaaaw! I wasn't ready for THAT one!!!!

Bawhahahahah....nor did I! What a hoot!

Sick, but funny.

Funny is funny whether it is stupid or supposedly sick. It's a JOKE for heavens sake, it didn't really happen, at least I don't think it did???

Sure it happened. My head has been on the wrong body for years.