Thank you for shopping at Walmart!


....................guess I'll have to think twice 'bout Wal-Mart
now!!!!!



One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about
it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
doctor.'

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your
dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your
daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is
pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop
playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

I don't get it.....

I do

love it!
Now, what aisle do you find Peeptic Relief on?

...on my way to Aisle 23, the 'cheep' aisle, while passing by the 'peep' Aisle for a refill...lol.
After about 25, I get sick of them.

Shall we explain this to Hannelore?

gims, I have some here that are unopened. Want some?

I also found sugar free for my daughter. They were a rip off, but at least she can have them.

Hannelore, your post was tongue in cheek, right? No explanation necessary, right?

no gims, I didn't get it....
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tee hee....just joshin' ja. You can put that book about the facts of life back on the shelf.