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#129142 - 10/11/07 08:57 PM Tit for tat
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
"perhaps you should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go uncontested.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his dresser drawer.

"What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"Barbara," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder In my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker "It's not talcum powder dear...... it's Miracle Grow."
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#129143 - 10/12/07 02:38 AM Re: Tit for tat
Eagle Heart Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 4876
Loc: Canada
Ouch...I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair into an old crystal vase full of weird nature balls...those things hurt!

But this was hilarious - thanks Dotsie!
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#129144 - 10/12/07 03:58 AM Re: Tit for tat [Re: Eagle Heart]
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Registered: 06/05/06
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Loc: American living in Europe
Funnyyyyyyy! lol

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#129145 - 10/12/07 10:29 AM Re: Tit for tat [Re: Edelweiss]
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
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Bad Girl Dotsie...too funny!
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#129146 - 10/12/07 10:31 AM Re: Tit for tat [Re: chatty lady]
celtic_flame Offline


Registered: 11/24/06
Posts: 2930
Loc: Belfast/Northern Ireland
a good wee gem of revenge me thinks lol
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#129148 - 10/12/07 07:07 PM Re: Tit for tat [Re: ]
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Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 1761
Loc: Southern Maine, USA
I loved this! My dear sister-in-law sent it to me a few weeks ago...and I printed it one morning and sent it in my hubby's lunchbox!! We had a good laugh about it later!
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#129149 - 10/14/07 02:10 PM love it... Re: Tit for tat [Re: ladyjane]
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 10032
Loc: New York State
Tit for tat 'tis true enough. I love it! If only miracle grow, grew such stuff... "Laughter is good for the soul!!"

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