Seems like a smart woman to me

Crisis

Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big
bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed

JJ

So be it, a woman after my own heart...good one JJ!

Hahahahaha...I love this one!!!! Can't wait to use it..

That's a good one - I just emailed it to my hubby. It's quite appropriate since we just got a big screen TV!