A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided
to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, Liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
well look even nicer. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you
said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "Girrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you !!!!

Dots,

That is one of the best stories I've ever heard! Printing it up and sending it to the folks...

Very good with an unexpected ending!

Now thats a real belly buster which I will spread around to my Curves buddies...