Two categories:

funniest post
post with the best advice

This is a little tricky but I'm willing to give it a try.

Prizes will be given to the woman with the funniest post and the woman who gives the best advice (in my opinion). Tee hee...I get to be the judge.

Go get 'em ladies...

OK I'll bite.

Here's one of my all time favourite poems. One question? Do we have to post here or just anywhere as we are answering posts

"ME MUDDER"

When my prayers were poorly said,
who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me til me butt was red?

.......Me Mudder!

In the morning,
when the lights would come
and in me crib me dribbled some,
who wiped me widdle tiny bun?

.......Me Mudder!

Who took me from my cozy cot
and placed me on me ice cold pot
and made me pee-pee
when me could not?

.......Me Mudder!

Who's hair so gently she would part
and hold me tightly to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me
til I'd.....f rt?

.......Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows drooped,
and screamed and yelled
til she had the croup
when in me Sunday pants I...p ped?

.......Me Mudder!

And at night when the bed did squeak
and me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?

.......Me Fadder!!!!!

Best advice: " Listen to ya fadder!"

Thanks for the contest Dots. This is a great one.

Chickadee, This is hysterical and if I were the judge you would have already won and with our Sher and JJ around the corner thats saying something. I think maybe we need to add a third name to the comedians in this group and thats Chickadee. I also got a real chuckle about the cast remark....you go girl!

Chickadee

How cute....Thanks for sharing.

I gotta agree...this was hilarious! You go Chick...hey, wait a minute! Stay outta the humor arena, k? Just joshn' girl...

JJ

uh oh, another comedian. THAT WAS GREAT.

The posts are not only in this forum. All forums are game!

I don't get it. Are we supposed to post a story or poem or just a regular old post? Louisa

Chickadee, Girl... you are funny ! That was so cute !

Tim Wilson, comedian, had this to say about Martha Stewart:

"Boy, I feel safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking round, Scott Peterson's going to be soon, but they take the one woman
in America willing to cook and clean and work in the yard and haul her a __ to jail."

More truth than humor...

chickadee! I ain't even tryin' after that one! You had me ROFLOL! Thanks!

Donna