It's Sunday morning and I got a creative mini jolt. Here's what came out.
The Menopause forgetful song OR ~ Discombobulated ~

(To the tune of "went to a garden party".....sorta)

I looked in the refrigerator
forgot what I was looking for
I turned around and walked away...and forgot to close the door

(chorus)
Discombobulated
I can't remember my stuff...
If I soon don't get over this menopause
Fifty-two... is gonna be tough

Can't remember my grocery list
when I go to the store
I'll come back with the same crap...I bought the day before

Discombobulated
I can't remember my stuff...
If I soon don't get over this menopause
Fifty-two... yeah... it's gonna be tough

Hid my money and my credit cards
So they'd be safe and sound
I tore my house apart lookin for them...No, they'll never be found

Discombobulated
I can't remember my stuff...
If I soon don't get over this menopause
Fifty-two... is gonna be tough

Supposed to see my Doctor
But that was yesterday
She wasn't there when I was
What can I say

I'm Discombobulated
I can't remember my stuff...
If I soon don't get over this menopause
My life...yeah... is gonna be tough
It's gonna be rough

(Rough draft...subject to many changes)(constructive comments welcome)
Luv
chick
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chick
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