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#17977 - 10/16/04 07:08 AM Estrogen, Pregnancy & Women
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Pregnancy Q & A plus more...

Q.) I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A.) With any luck, right after he finish's college....

Q.) Should I have a baby after 35?
A.) NO, 35 children is enough.....

Q.) What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A.) Childbirth

Q.) My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A.) So what's your question?

Q.) My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A.) Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.

Q.) When is the best time to get an epideral?
A.) Right after you find out your pregnant.

Q.) Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery while my wife is in labor?
A.) Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q.) Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A.) Yes, pregnancy.

Q.) Do I have to have a baby shower?
A.) Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q.) Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A.) When the kids are in college.....

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#17978 - 10/19/04 01:39 AM Re: Estrogen, Pregnancy & Women
lalapaloosa Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 223
Loc: Winters, California
Hey Cuz! This happens to be one of my favorites.
I get a big laugh out of it everytime I read it.
Love you,
La

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#17979 - 10/19/04 05:28 PM Re: Estrogen, Pregnancy & Women
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
Q.) My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A.) So what's your question?

How about, My wife is perimenopausal and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational?

So whats's your question. [Eek!] [Big Grin]

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#17980 - 10/20/04 03:27 AM Re: Estrogen, Pregnancy & Women
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
This is so funny and so true I wish some of the other women would read it. I am about to give up p [Big Grin] osting these things, it seems no one cares anyhow. Complain. complain, complain, sheesh!!

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#17981 - 10/21/04 07:07 AM Re: Estrogen, Pregnancy & Women
Kathryn Offline
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Registered: 11/20/02
Posts: 317
Loc: Towson
This is hilarious...I love this Q/A. But dotsie,
how about my friend's tee shirt that reads
"BITCH" You say that like it's a bad thing!
We're not irrational....the world is....in our hormonaly altered states. We are just finally allowing ourselves to respond to the ridiculous nature of the world!!!

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#17982 - 10/21/04 11:10 PM Re: Estrogen, Pregnancy & Women
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
Who gave your friend her shirt, or did she buy it for herself. Or, was it one of those gifts for everyone at a girl's night out? [Eek!]

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