You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's room mate, Stephanie, was.

Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just room mates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY.... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

That was a good one!!!!

Mother always knows whats cookin!!!...

Chatty,
You said it chatty , Mother could tell if you told a lie . Sometimes if you eyes would role she said she could tell . I did not tell many and not a all now.

I am laughing so hard at this one. I absolutely love it. What a hoot. And the son thought he was so diplomatic...

This is the best one I've ever seen and so "I gotcha..."

Chatty,

Funny, funny! Great story. Will have to pass it along in my groups.

Sandpiper

This joke was a contribution from our very own MustangGal, not me....I just laughed my a** off like the rest of you...