A good friend sent this to me and it made me smile!

Philosophy of Housecleaning

I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate.)

I don't wax floors because .. I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because .. they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am imaginative.)

I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own. (I am kind.)

I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. (I am fair-minded.)

I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, He is an excellent designer. (I am courteous.)

I don't put things away because ... my family will never be able to find them again. (I am considerate.)

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". (I am trusting.)

I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

Hey, works for me!!!!

Amen! I think I will make a sampler to hang on my wall...ar ar!! I loved it.

Oh yeah! How's your back and how was your trip?

Loved this one. I can identify with it.
Maggie

mrsmuzz, glad to see you again. How's your husband?

The first one made me laugh! My office has three walls that are all glass. Occasionally birds hit them and it scares the bejeebies out of me. Funny thing is...they aren't clean. I'm surprised they don't know better and fly around them.

okay, I swear I didn't write this...

LOL This could have been written by me but wasn't! LOL I love it!

Another item for my wall and for mother to take to her friends at the office. Thanks for sharing. I'm still giggling over this.