12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher
than GM in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?"

3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

And my most favorite indicator of all:

1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Sounds like things are looking up! I can see a beneficial side to all 12.

These are great, and probably a pretty close good prediction of our futures.

too funny!

Thx Jaw Jaw. Humor is good for the soul. If you can't laugh about the $$ situation in this country, 'we'd all go insane'... (to steal someone else's take on things).

Thx for the chuckle.

Ha....I love #1. That's hilarious!

Four made me laugh out loud.