A Living Will

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

I loved this joke!

How true....

Ha ha ha Funneeee,
chick

So clever!

Wanted to add this.

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.



One who thinks before he speaks.

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.



Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"



I pray that this man will love me to no end.

And always be my very best friend. Amen



MALE PRAYER



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

Amen

Men...cleverly disguised as a reasonable adult.