RUBY FALLS & ROCK CITY

Ruby Falls and Rock City,
Are so in love, it's a doggone pity.

'Cause Ruby's husband is Byers Blue,
'N Rock is wed to Maggie Drew.

If only they'd met, 'fore meeting others,
There'd be no need for forbidden lovers.

No need fer duckin' in-'n-out o' bars,
Or lovin' like teens on the back seat of cars.

Georgia to Tennessee, they rendezvous like crazy,
He says, "There we'll meet"; she says, "Fine with me."

Alco, Athens, Benton Station, Birchwood, too,
Cades Cove, Chattanooga 'n Chattooga, they flew.

Doltewah, Englewood, Etowah 'n Lair,
Lover's Leap, Lookout Mountain, 'n Lower Bon Air.

Ocoee, Pond Hill, Powells' 'n Sale Creek,
Where strangers' know not their reddened cheeks.