If you visit Las Vegas you really should gamble,
but if not then be sure to ramble.

There are Egyptian ruins to see and admire,
see the Eiffel Tower but take a photo so friends don't say you're a liar.

You can see New York, smell the streets and eat from a vendors cart,
at the Mirage a volcano erupts while dolphins swim underground and don't miss the pirates at Treasure Island.

On the Las Vegas strip you can see the world,
acts of all kind enough to make your toes curl.

You can rent a surf board and catch the right wave,
at the Mandalay Bay if water is what you crave.

I could go one forever listing things to do here,
but if it's relaxation you want there are fantastic foods to enjoy, far and near.
Or give me a call and together we'll have a cold beer.