I PARTIED WITH SANTA!!!

Fell asleep Christmas Eve as I read by the fire,
funny how a book can make one tire...

Woke up early a.m. to the sound of a bump,
Suddenly 'he' emerged from the fireplace with a thump...

What a funny fellow he was, all red, white and fat,
The only part of him not sooty and dirty was his hat...

As I sat still in the dark, and watched his fast moving,
Santa put on some music, then the old man was grooving...

I jumped from my seat up onto my feet and said, let's dance,
He faced me and giggled then his large butt he wiggled...

We danced all around the room in glee,
Santa was dancing the boo-ga-loo with me...

I woke up the next morning, was it real or did I dream it?
There must be a sign, had a few beers but was not lit!!!

The presents were under the tree all aglow,
When I looked out of doors there were ski and hoof marks in the snow...

Oh my God I saw Santa for the first time in my 44 years,
A jolly old man who likes to dance and knock back a few beers...

HO, HO, HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS