Well my friend jabber be careful walking in tall pasture grass,
step on a big mushy moonpie and you'll land flat on your 'class.'

The black and white cows come to see what's a shaking,
and they'll see the problem was there due to their making.

Me, I'll stay in the desert as I walk out of my door,
hoping to bypass snakes and spiders which are hard to ignore.

Nope, I've decide on second thought to stay indoors where it's cool,
knowing no snakes, spiders or moonpies are inside to can make me a fool.

All I can do now for sure is to wish you well,
but even if you must screw up, go ahead, just don't tell!!!