Okay, so I'm on a roll. This one has taken a day or two. And I apologize in advance to all the Robbie Burns fans!

Oh my dog has a cold wet nose
And is funny as a loon.
Oh, my dog's like the melody
That's slightly out of tune.

I love to watch his crazy dance
Trying to catch my eye
Saying, "look at me, I'm here,
I'm jumping up so high,

I'm jumping up so high here
And having so much fun.
I can keep this up all year
But soon I have to run.

But don't despair; I still have love
Enough to share, so smile,
And I will jump some more, with love,
And then I'll run a mile."