The man said, this,
The man said, that,
I believed all his hip hop,
Junk, and nonsensical rap.

While we dated,
Beau was sweet and kind,
He was gentle as a lamb,
And oh so very fine.

So when he popped the question,
I had to say yes.
Who knew I was being conned,
Stead of being blessed.

His charms faded fast,
Love, it didn't last.
Affection died,
And so I cried.
Marriage number one,
went bye, bye,
It's been years and years,
Since I've even seen the guy!